I can’t wait until our next scrap booking night
4 weeks and 3 Days on GoatsUp.net
I know I’ve only been on GoatsUp.net four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
Response to P-Christ
We felt it important to respond to a recent submission that was sent.
Power can be used for good or evil
Hey everyone at www.goatsup.net I’m a long time reader, first time contributor. The following is my goat story, which needs to be told..
Back in college, a friend of mine named (name withheld but we’ll refer to him as “C”) decided to join the fraternity of goats (Tappa Kegga Goats) or more commonly known as TKG Sorority. “C” really got involved with his fraternity brothers by strengthening goat awareness. However, things quickly took a dark and dour turn when, according to his fraternity brothers, “C allegedly attempted to take the big leap. In his second year at TKG Sorority “C” started experimenting in goat derivative hallucinogens. I watched my Midwest friend quickly become consumed by the goat lifestyle. At the height of his addiction, “C” invented and patented a bodily manipulation known simply as "The Goat".
“The Goat” -- The act of a man tucking his genitalia between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.
“C” tried to escape his goat infatuation one night on June 13th, 2000 by allegedly dousing all of his goat paraphernalia in lighter fluid and attempted to set his “internal animal” ablaze. Minneapolis Fire responded to the Tappa Kegga Goats Fraternity on MSU's campus. Firefighters extinguished the fire, however the damage wasn’t enough to stop his madness.
While the story itself is gross and horrifying on its own, what's even worse is the fact that throughout the blaze, “C” was heard loudly baaing/screaming by his fraternity brothers. The near-burning of all Tappa Kegga Goats Sorority was thwarted by the quick reaction of our brave men and women of the Minneapolis Firefighters.
So, you’re probably wondering what happen to “C” or “Goat Man” as the news reports described him that night. “C” escaped that night and after a 7 day man hunt he wasn’t seen again by a living person.. that is until July 23, 2012 at 10:57 am. The Seattle Times spotted “Goat Man”!
SALT LAKE CITY — A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches.
Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources was reported saying; “People do some pretty out there things in the name of enjoying wildlife. But I’ve never had a report like this,” Douglass said. “There’s a saying we have among biologists — You don’t go far enough, you don’t get the data. You go too far, you don’t go home. The same is true with some wildlife enthusiasts.”
Below are some photos of “C” back in his TKG days/daze.
Goated
Damn. Goats nearly killed me at ACL this year! Goats Up!
Thank you Goats Up!
I was born a poor goat. A goat with nary a kernel to my name. One day while walking through the streets of Springfield I came across the local Goats Up chapter. They took me in, cleaned me up, and helped get me back on my hooves. Now I’ve got a job and have lost 3 lbs. Who’s laughing now Mary? Who’s laughing now?