Hey everyone at www.goatsup.net I’m a long time reader, first time contributor. The following is my goat story, which needs to be told..
Back in college, a friend of mine named (name withheld but we’ll refer to him as “C”) decided to join the fraternity of goats (Tappa Kegga Goats) or more commonly known as TKG Sorority. “C” really got involved with his fraternity brothers by strengthening goat awareness. However, things quickly took a dark and dour turn when, according to his fraternity brothers, “C allegedly attempted to take the big leap. In his second year at TKG Sorority “C” started experimenting in goat derivative hallucinogens. I watched my Midwest friend quickly become consumed by the goat lifestyle. At the height of his addiction, “C” invented and patented a bodily manipulation known simply as "The Goat".
“The Goat” -- The act of a man tucking his genitalia between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.
“C” tried to escape his goat infatuation one night on June 13th, 2000 by allegedly dousing all of his goat paraphernalia in lighter fluid and attempted to set his “internal animal” ablaze. Minneapolis Fire responded to the Tappa Kegga Goats Fraternity on MSU's campus. Firefighters extinguished the fire, however the damage wasn’t enough to stop his madness.
While the story itself is gross and horrifying on its own, what's even worse is the fact that throughout the blaze, “C” was heard loudly baaing/screaming by his fraternity brothers. The near-burning of all Tappa Kegga Goats Sorority was thwarted by the quick reaction of our brave men and women of the Minneapolis Firefighters.
So, you’re probably wondering what happen to “C” or “Goat Man” as the news reports described him that night. “C” escaped that night and after a 7 day man hunt he wasn’t seen again by a living person.. that is until July 23, 2012 at 10:57 am. The Seattle Times spotted “Goat Man”!
SALT LAKE CITY — A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches.
Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources was reported saying; “People do some pretty out there things in the name of enjoying wildlife. But I’ve never had a report like this,” Douglass said. “There’s a saying we have among biologists — You don’t go far enough, you don’t get the data. You go too far, you don’t go home. The same is true with some wildlife enthusiasts.”
Below are some photos of “C” back in his TKG days/daze.
